I drove a Toyota Corona
For some 349,000 miles.
Tune-ups and alignments
Gave me decades of smiles.
Last season, Crow-Armstrong
Had his second-half trial.
Before the All-Star game,
Petey was playing with style.
Perhaps hoping for an MVP,
He strained. . . maybe piles?
This spring, PCA is
Aligning films and files.
With help from coaches and vets,
And maybe fans in the aisles,
The Cubs’ slugger might be
Tuned up for glorious miles.