Mother Earth's Favorite

Chaupai (quatrain) poetry celebrating Mangla and Rajesh’s 40th anniversary on Earth Day, April 22, 2024.

My children’s mother loves all four of them dearly, holds them closely,
Just as Mother Earth loves her seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall.
As a fan, she loves all sports: Big Four, Olympics, and kabaddi;
As a teacher, she loves all students: quiet, chatty, short, and tall.

Holding my breath, I ask Mother Earth if there is a favorite.
She holds my head in her hands and shakes it like a Raggedy Ann.
“How can I choose one over the other; a child is not a chit.”
I reply, “My Queen, not our kids, but sports. Does one claim you its fan?”

She sighs. “It cannot be football, for it is violent and vile.
How can I root for players whose handsome faces I cannot see?
No, Fall’s game that blitzes and throws bombs and bullets raises my bile.
Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy is too high a fee.”

She freezes. “It is not hockey, for it neglects too many shades.
How can such a lovely sport be so limited in its pigment?
While it’s scintillating when pucks spring off of slap shots from curved blades,
I look around the ice, and skins brown and black are but a figment.”

She smiles. “It could be basketball; just see the boys and girls in shorts.
To be sure, there is so much beauty in this game of balls and nets.
Still, there is something unforgiving about wood and concrete courts.
To defend against Tex Winter’s Triangle Offense, one plays chess.”

She glows. “I should not choose between my offspring, for they all bring joy.
But it is baseball. It is baseball. Yes, it is our dear baseball.
After Winter’s snow melts, on grassy fields bats and balls we deploy.
A game for all ages and seasons, from Spring to Summer to Fall.”

K

It’s the last letter
In pitching’s “struck”.

So you and I better
Wish Clayton good luck.

There were many others
Who could hurl through a bat.

Our band of K-brothers
Includes Koufax and Kaat.

(This poem excludes
Those facing the mound.
So sadly, Kailua’s
Kila Ka’aihue ain’t around.)

Whether lefty or righty
Pitchers stand on the hill.

Looking awfully mighty
They slurve that pill.

Dallas Keuchel, one fears,
Has thrown his last MLB K.

So in his final year(s)
Let’s honor Kershaw . . . OK?

A Baseball Eulogy: Total Eclipse of the Game

(In appreciation of the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse.)

Baseball was my reliable Chicago sun:
Warm summer days, filled with run after run.

Basketball was my Windy City moon:
Cool winter nights, swishing nets into June.

My heart had space for Doubleday and Naismith’s games;
My heroes in Cooperstown and Springfield’s Halls of Fame.

But my steadfast true love
Began with bat, ball, and glove.

Once upon a time, Whitman waxed serious,
“The game of ball is glorious.”
The poet couldn’t imagine “base” falling apart.
There’s nothing I would lament, for
Nothing could eclipse my game of ball.

Then a madness occurred;
Began with Magic and Bird.

Ernie Banks’ around-the-bases smile,
Was displaced by MJ’s high-flying guile.

Today’s kids are in far too much of a hurry,
Thrilling to threes by sweet Steph Curry.

They know not the wonder of a triple play,
As rare as the moon getting in the sun’s way.

“Once upon a time, there was light in our life,
But now there’s only love in the dark.”*
Is there nothing that can save us from
A total eclipse of the game?

*Bonnie Tyler and Jim Steinman, who sang and wrote “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

MLB All-Jingle-Bells Team

By Dr. Rajesh C. Oza and James Finn Garner

1B  Josh Bell
2B  Juan Bell
SS  Les Bell
3B  Buddy Bell

LF  George Bell
CF  Cool Papa Bell
RF  Beau Bell

C   Herman Bell, Terry Bell

LHP   Chad Bell, Eric Bell, Fred Bell, Lefty Bell, Ralph Bell
RHP   Bill “Ding Dong” Bell, Cliff Bell, Gary Bell, George Bell, Heath Bell, Hi Bell, Rob Bell, Trevor Bell

MGR   Jayce Tingley

Doppelgänger: Catch Me If You Con

Catchers are a con,
With the masks that they don.

They move outside pitches in,
Making the umpire’s head spin.

Like a leathery snapping turtle,
Their fat gloves make pitches fertile.

Fingers flash sneaky signs,
Keeping balls out of Wrigley’s vines.

But what catchers really hide,
Is that they have another side:

Their future after catching daily trouble,
May emerge as a post-playing days’ double.

Eyes darting, they see the whole field,
Imagining that someday they will wield

A baton like Connie, Gabby, Girardi, and Bochy,
And, of course, that wise backstop/leader named Yogi,

Who said, “It ain’t over till it’s over,”
Maybe meaning careers evolve forever.

Perhaps suggesting that a catcher is
To a big-league manager,

As a caterpillar eying the blue sky is
To an imperial monarch butterfly.

“It ain’t over till it’s over” is the last sentence of “Double Play,” Dr. Oza’s novel which will be published in 2024 by Chicago’s Third World Press. Dr. Oza is a management consultant and facilitates the interpersonal dynamics of MBAs at Stanford University.

Born to Win Wild

With apologies to Mars Bonfire and Steppenwolf

Get your players runnin’,
Head out on the basepaths.
Lookin’ for a Wild Series,
Whoever wins 4 of 7.

Yeah, D-backs and Rangers,
Make the World Series your own.
Score all your runs at once,
And explode the playoff brackets.

Like Malamud’s “Natural,”
You were born, born a wild card.
You can climb so high,
You’ll never wanna die.

Born to win Wild!
Born to win Wild!